Quotes

I can't die. It would ruin my image.

Would you get your dog up in the morning and give him a cup of coffee, a cigarette and a doughnut?

[on his refusal to consume dairy products]: Am I a suckling calf? No other creature uses milk after they wean!

If man made it, don't eat it.

Whereas Billy Graham is all about the hereafter, I'm all about the here and now.

Exercise is king and diet is queen; put them together and you've got an empire.

Living is a pain in the backside, because you have to work at it. Dying, now that's easy.

You eat every day, you sleep every day, and your body was made to exercise every day.

You are a slave to your own body. You want to do things, but your body won't let you because your body has you slaved. You are in shackles and bondage... You can actually be reborn again because I was reborn again.