- I feel retarded. I just spent four bucks on water. Did I miss a meeting? I thought this sh*t fell out of the sky for free. Maybe later I will pick up a six-pack of wind, why not.
- Is any body else upset that gay people stole the rainbow? Now every time I see it I have to think of man-on-man monkey butt love. Thanks.
- I used to be a big stoner. Being a marijuana addict for 20 years is being like kicked to death by a rabbit. There is heroine chik but there is no "pot chik". Not much street cred in saggy eyes and frosting on the side of your mouth
- I have noticed we have become addicted to hand sanitizer. The real irony is that the most germ ridden part of our bodies, you shouldn't sanitize in public... it would be odd.
- Guys wearing girls pants annoys the hell out of me...I think you kids misunderstood "getting in girl's pants"... We didn't mean wearing them.
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