Quotes

Six months before he died my Grandmother covered my Grandfather's back with Lard. After that he went downhill very quickly.

Anyone here... I used to go out with? [No!] Still hurts?

Somewhere between Murder and Suicide there's a place called Merseyside...

I am the Messiah and the Queen is a Biscuit.

My earliest memory is of seeing my Mother's beautiful face through the oven window.