Quotes

People think by challenging me they're going to show they're tough. But I'm not tough. Decent drinker. Not such a bad kisser. But not a great fighter.

It's a real primal thing, watching someone get hurt. It's funny and accessible.

I just love that spirit that makes people do things that they probably shouldn't.

I should quit, but man we have so much fun.

You can tell it's good if you light it and a blue flame comes up; that means it's good moonshine and it won't make you go blind.

Bo and Luke are essentially good guys. They're just reckless as all hell. Mean as snakes, but in a good way.

[when asked why he did not reprise the role of Leonardo in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out of the Shadows (2016)] I have no idea! I'm like why am I not doing the voiceover for this? I don't know what happened. But I wish them all the luck in the world.

If you're not failing at something, you're not trying hard enough. Failing is part of it. You know, if you're not trying hard enough to even fail then I think you're in trouble... because that, you know, teaches you more.

Mel Brooks is such a huge hero of mine. Blazing Saddles is my favorite comedy, period, ever. Don't get me started because I just love Mel Brooks. That's on my Mount Rushmore.

I will watch films over and over; I'm like a little kid! You can just turn on the same cartoons over and over, I'll just watch the same movies over and over.

If you're gonna wreck yourself you might as well get paid for it.

[on filming in India] It was really intense. On the side of the roads, you have little kids in pits, swimming in holes, and traffic's going every-which-way, you'll hit someone in traffic - someone's car - and they'll keep going. It's a very intense place, it's gorgeous, but you come back to America and you think, 'I don't have problems, I have inconveniences.' Y'know, are things that bad? No. Everyone in Encino should go to India and then complain. Oh, your latte's not made right? Fuck you.

My stunts are designed to fail. I think other stuntmen, their's are designed to succeed. If I succeed, I've failed.