[12/8/81, interview in The London Times] I wish I had the nerve really to surprise myself or an audience, but I don't; I go on stage so totally pre-programmed that if a bomb fell I'd still say my next line. That's the only way I know how to do it.
I'm just a well-known face.
[1988, on the death of his friend and fellow actor, Kenneth Williams]: He was a solitary man and not at all gregarious.