I went into a music shop and said "Have you got one of those things that holds a harmonica up to you so you can play guitar at the same time?" and the guy said "You mean a harmonica holder?" And I said "No", because I'm British. "I need something that you don't sell here, goodbye." So I went into another shop and said "Have you got a harmonica holder?" And the guy said "What, you mean one of those things that holds a harmonica up to you-" So I hit him!
