Quotes

My idea of a good Christian is a priest who can speed-read the Mass, not a semi-demented American with a permanent grin.

I'm just a ruder version of Dick Emery.

Kevin & Perry Go Large (2000) is possibly the best film ever made.

Yeah, and you "don't wanna" be the millionth person who's said that to me, today!

Some people think fox hunting is a good, fun healthy outdoor pursuit that preserves a part of our fast-dying culture and much of our countryside; and others are muddle-headed soppy dates who think that everyone who hunts is a haughty toff, and they don't like haughty toffs, so they'd like to spoil their fun. Most antis don't care much for foxes, they just enjoy a bit of aggro, chasing the toffs and shouting.