Quotes

A big actor can move you to tears. But that can the taxpayer do too.

One of the biggest mistakes a man can make: interrupt his wife if she is completely silent.

In interviews, most authors claim that they rarely rarely read or re- read their own work. That explains a lot.

I hope I will never grow as old as I feel myself in the morning.

Some women just look at men to see if they are looking at them.

A homosexual schizophrenic is self-sufficient.

Whoever loves himself passionately can be sure that the love is mutual

It is only a real crisis when we have no more wine to add to the water.