Quotes

The United States is a failed state.

My Black Russian Sobranie fags did not contain tar.

[on Paul Keating] Keating lowers Hawkie's dick to half mast.

Anthony Weiner quits campaign. Penis vows to fight on.

To protest Biden's latest attack on democracy, I'm changing my name to Philibuster.

Guns don't kill. Dicks do.

[on Anthony Albanese] Given Albo's gutless retreat from a faint hint of a decent tax policy, I've decided to rejoin the ALP. Just so I can once again resign in disgust

I don't understand quantum mechanics, theology or cricket.

I once had a homoerotic relationship with a huge black Brahmin bull called Malcolm X.

Australia rhymes with failure - and we fail ourselves in so many ways.

[on ABC Chairman Kim Williams] I prefer Kim Jong-un to Kim Williams.